Selfie

The shittiest hobby on planet earth

I fucking hate selfies

by CChart103 November 11, 2015

Selfie

Masterbating, Having some quality time with yourself

I was a bit bored so I caught up on the porno web and had a 'selfie'

by Thanksw4stoosh July 10, 2013

selfie

when someone, of vein stature, takes a picture of themselves and either: A- posts it on facebook, for no purpose or, B- masturbates to it in private/public.

Miss McBee hates when people post selfies of themselves on facebook, she already knows what you look like. 168 more pictures does not solidify the aesthetic value of who you are.

by zig zag zgoat December 22, 2012

Selfis

The act of taking a 'selfie' but including one or more other people in your picture.

Pronounced: Self•iss

"That was a really nice cousin selfis you uploaded. I didn't know you had a fourth cousin."

by PantySnatcher May 26, 2014

Selfy

To use ones own reflection as a masturbatory aide.

A narcissistic act of self-abuse.

"I was so angry with the world I went home and had a selfy."

by Mr Weaven February 19, 2010

selfie

the act of taking your own picture

Max took a selfie while in the toilet.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

selfie

When someone takes a picture of themselves and posts it on Facebook,Twitter,ect.

Girl:HELP LIFE ALERT!
Life Alert:What the fuck do you want u lil shit
Girl:CODY SIMPSON JUST POSTED A SELFIE I'M UNDER CARDIAC ARREST!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!
Life Alert:OMFG

by PomGetsLeWi-Fi September 25, 2013