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Sloppy Seconds

To get with a chick right after another guy does. Plain & Simple.
Sean: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Dion So In Love With Elisha, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"
by Matt787878 December 9, 2008
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sloppy seconds

1)When one man has unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman who's vagina still contains semen from a previous partner.

Derived from the fact that the second male is at risk for catching STDs from the first but the first is relatively free of risk.

2)Any decrease in provision size or quality do to a hiearchical ranking among men.
1: Tom and David both had sex with Jenny last night but David got sloppy seconds because he was younger.

2:When the fraternity entered the bar the bothers were allowed to pick dates first while the pledges got sloppy seconds.
by crew8221 March 9, 2004
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Seconds From Disaster

An average to decent band from San Diego, CA with obvious influences from Impending Doom and Sleeping Giant (and stolen riffs from For The Fallen Dreams), this band attracts local hardcore/scene kids that have horrible to average taste in music. Most of the fans are members from other local bands with the same amount of talent (little to none). The general sound of this band is low tuned guitars and muddy distortion with every song sounding the same.

The current members of the band are:
Jeremy - vocals (Has a huge ass)
Eddie - 'lead' guitar (Smells like tacos)
Evan - bass (Definitely jewish and awkwardly creepy)
Ian - guitar (Definitely hates the band and didn't write this what-so-ever)
Tony - drums (Better than the last drummer that we wont name)

Ex members:
Max - drums
-"What up, did you see that hella' buttery legit ass mutha fuckin show Seconds From Disaster played last night?"

-"Naw bro, I was raging with the homies but it's whatever though because they'll just play some shitty house show next weekend anyways"

-"Naw dude it's all about house shows!"

-"For sure."
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30 seconds

a he-move/she-move kind of situation
man (thinking): "oh am i in? I am in! Cool."
woman (thinking): "hes been in for 30 seconds. why is he not moving? can't wait anymore!!!"
by Krkič March 3, 2021
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seven seconds in heaven

Locking yourself with another person in a dark small place like a closet for seven seconds and usually making out
Dude i just kissed my crush when we played seven seconds in heaven!
by Styles22 April 28, 2016
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13 Seconds

Albeit a short period of time, 13 seconds is long enough for the Buffalo Bills to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
CDC guidelines suggest wash your hands for more than 13 seconds
by BTones January 25, 2022
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Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds

A moment people who like Boobies enjoy pausing.
Steve Harrington : Do you know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds ? People who likes boobies, Robin !
Robin : Ew ! Gross. Don't say Boobies.
Steve : It's not a big deal, okay ? I like Boobies, you like boobies.
by miss_grain_dsel June 16, 2022
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