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Search & Jerk 

Anytime an individual is searching the internet for any form of porn while masturbating in between videos to keep the feeling of euphoria alive.
Mitch: Hey Jasmine have you ever done a search & Jerk?

Jasmine: Search & Jerk?!

Mitch: Yeah!! It's when you're looking at porn and jerking it between videos!

Jasmine: OMG totally! I did it all day yesterday!
Search & Jerk by Zexy Ambassador September 14, 2012

Search Fatigue 

When you're looking for a video you've seen, or friend told you about, or report you know you've read that has the facts to support your Youtube comment, but, despite the power of Google, you tire and give up.
I wanted to find the video you told me about but after five minutes I surrendered to search fatigue and went back to watching cat videos/porn.

search google or type a url 

the phase we have all been through when we are bored and realising how boring we are
search google or type a url

search history 

the thing you dont want ANYONE seeing
"MOM GET OUT"
-frantically clears search history-
search history by sussy bake April 29, 2022

Search this up I dare you 

Did you really think that urban dictionary of all things could tell you what to do when you're bored?
Did somebody tell you to "Search THIS up I dare you?" F**k you for thinking this would work.

Search Google or type a URL 

a use of infinite power.
Search Google or type a URL