Scuttlefuck

(noun) One who continues to casually hookup with someone after they know the other person has caught feelings.

(Verb) To casually hookup with someone

else who has openly caught feelings for you. To "scuttle off" after sex due to lack of interest in a long-term relationship.

(1) "She's such a Scuttlefuck, she only hooks up with you when you're drunk".

(2) "Make sure he has good intentions. He might be scuttlefucking you."

by TheOriginalAustin March 7, 2019

Scuttlebut

Scuttlebutt in slang usage means rumor or gossip, deriving from the nautical term for the cask used to serve water. The term corresponds to the colloquial concept of a water cooler in an office setting, which at times becomes the focus of congregation and casual discussion.

What is the Scuttlebutt In the hood ?

by anonymous September 15, 2020

scuttlebub

A bubular individual known to sctuttle with frequency

Damn that scuttlebub Axe Baxter really is a dogfaced pony soldier from Planet X

by Exctaticspacexlobter November 14, 2020

Scuttleheads

It's what's wrong with this country.

Too many goddamn scuttleheads

by foootballislife May 30, 2022

scuttleheads

The ones to blame everything on.

"Those scuttleheads!!" -Norm Macdonald

by Godjohnson May 31, 2022

Scuttlebug

A person who plays position very well but doesnt reveal anything but what they want to reveal out of their spot

The scuttlebug does an excellent job of making examples but can never seem to accomplish it's own love

by funkyfunkyfresh November 4, 2022

coal scuttle

The everyday bullshit that you have to go through at work, but can apply to any situation. You try and try to deal with the shit, but the shovel and bucket are too small. It’s a never ending battle that will ultimately bury you.

The client forgot to tell us about the “unexpected” 500 orders that came in and our billion dollar company is so cheap that they still haven’t upgraded our shitty system to handle the workload. It’s a coal scuttle.

by Strikeitbill January 6, 2019