scuttleboobs

Da local rumor about what a gal's chest-pillows are like.

If a lady interests you merely because you want to "squeeze theeze", then familiarizing yourself wif da scuttleboobs may be sufficient for you; if you're hoping to also spank her and/or "do it doggie-style", however, you'll want to know da scuttlebutt, as well.

by QuacksO January 13, 2023

Urban Scuttlebot World Champion

jontz is the 'Urban Scuttlebot World Champion' from the years 1900-2050+.

There is no doubt about it.

Someone: 'Who is the Urban Scuttlebot World Champion?'
Someone else: jontz is, duh.

by Ronald McDonald June 10, 2004