n. When your balls touch the water of the toilet. Either when they hang really low or the toilet clogs and the water backs up.
Can also be used as a name to call someone who may or may not be responsible for a scrote-float.
Can also be used as a name to call someone who may or may not be responsible for a scrote-float.
by salazam November 11, 2011
"I was roundin second base when I caught a glimps of her chest scrotes and got limp."
"Dude that Hilary Clinton's got some bangin chest scrotes!"
"Dude that Hilary Clinton's got some bangin chest scrotes!"
by Shmoopin September 13, 2009
When hot and/or humid weather causes a man's scrotum to become elongated or saggy as the body tries to keep the sperm inside cool. Often accompanied by perspiration and/or slight to foul odor depending on the cleanliness of the person.
Sometimes in August it is so hot that my Summer Scrote dips into the toilet bowl water when I sit to drop a deuce.
by thing3 May 11, 2010
n. the littlest of christmas elves who is often relegated to cleaning the reindeer stalls of copious amounts of steaming shit as well as having phallis like toys tested on his bunghole prior to shipment; see also your dad
by cornfritter December 21, 2010
The alpha male of the scrote class. All the qualities of a regular scrote magnified by other qualities such as, urinating on friends furniture, getting in fights with scrotes of the lower class, sleeping in a car for hours on end, stealing alcohol from their place of work, and being intoxicated at times of inconvenience.
by The real Uncle Scrote October 18, 2011
A shot taken by an individual (male or female) out of another mans scrotum. The scrotum is spread and cupped in a way to create a chalice or reservoir for the shot to sit in. While it was made famous and indeed popular by a bar called Banyan Bar in Thailand the first account was in a restaurant called Moorava on the same island. At this early stage a cut straw was used to drink the shot. It is now seen as churlish to use a straw to drink said shot and the ‘true form’ is considers to be lapping it like a cat with a saucer of milk.
Customer: Oh Barkeep I’d like to procure a scrote shot for me and my lovely lady friend?
Barman: Will you do the honour of providing the reciprocal for the lady or shall i?
Customer: You please sir. I’ve not shaved for weeks.
Barman: Will you do the honour of providing the reciprocal for the lady or shall i?
Customer: You please sir. I’ve not shaved for weeks.
by Master Billy Bates February 26, 2014
n. a person that is not good enough to be a dick head, but better than an asshole.
n. a friend who you haven't seen in a while.
adj. a person that you respect, and hate all at the same time.
v. a hello
n. a friend who you haven't seen in a while.
adj. a person that you respect, and hate all at the same time.
v. a hello
ex.Is that Jr on the phone, tell that scrote neck I said hey.
ex.Man that scrote neck just wooped my ass in pool!
ex.Man that scrote neck just wooped my ass in pool!
by SStraley October 24, 2008