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Stretched Ham

A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.
Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.

Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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stretched out

when someone is left unconscious or incapacitated from a severe beating, usually on the ground with arms and legs splayed out.
Fuck with any of my niggas and we'll leave you stretched out on the block.
by thuqs January 23, 2011
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stitched up

Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.
Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.
by Princess Shalorflorf December 4, 2016
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african booty scratcher

a rude and disrespectful term to describe black africans, some even used on black people who aren’t even african at all.
*sits alone at lunch table*
random person: “YOO LOOK AT THAT AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER 🤣”
by ssamia April 17, 2021
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Scrotum Scratcher

by Erick North March 10, 2003
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scratcher

An instant lottery ticket, sold everywhere. You scratch off the covering over numbers/symbols to see if the ticket wins any prizes.
It was a good night for Tom, 27 bucks in tips. He couldn't resist the instant lottery machine as he walked past, so he stuck in a 10 and bought five $2 scratchers.
by OldFart77 November 24, 2007
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knob scratcher

"I'm off to get my knob scratched"

"what do you do for a living?
I'm a knob scratcher"
by Rangie Tom September 23, 2005
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