Screening a text

When you receive a text on your phone and you read it on your lock screen but don't open it in messages.

I was screening a text from bob, he is so annoying!

by Azjdnckc May 10, 2014

Screenhooker

Someone who glances at your side of the screen when playing an FPS (First person shooter) Such as Call of duty, Medal of honor, and Time splitters, Using that advantage against you whenever you go around corners, use special abilities, or other hidden places being revealed, tipping the tide of the game into their own favor.

Joe is a screenhooker, because he had looked at Ethan's screen to snipe him out.

by KodiakWolf January 1, 2010

screenis envy

Smart phone screen size comparison between Apple and Samsung devices.

Guy 1: Hey guys, I just bought the new Samsung GS3.
Guy 2: And I just bought the new iPhone 5...but jeepers, your screen is so much larger that I have screenis envy comparing the two.

by AnOldGuy2 December 23, 2012

screensomnia

Lack of sleep brought on by spending too much time on an electronic device (computer, phone, tablet) usually in an unproductive manner

I just signed up for netflix and it's causing major screensomnia - only slept three hours last night.

by bittersw99t March 15, 2015

Screendoor shit

Watery and would not be stopped by the wire.

I took a screendoor shit this morning.

by Bridog57 May 12, 2016

screenburnt

The condition people have where they have a hard time focusing their attention, maintaining a face to face conversation, and being alert due to being in front of screens for too long.

Lenny: Hey! Finn! I'm talking to you! What the hell is your problem?!?
Finn: Nothing. I've been listening to you.
Lenny: You're driving!! Remember?!?!
Finn: My bad. I'm screenburnt from staying up late last night and early this morning.

by von groovy September 15, 2017

2 screening

Watching TV at home and using your laptop at the same time to interact about what you are watching, using social networks.

Sarah: "Will you be watching the X-Factor auditions tonight?"
Tracy: "Definately, will be 2 screening on Twitter for extra funny comments"

by phatflaresblack March 3, 2010