Scapegoat

The fall guy for the real criminals.

The scapegoat wasn't always going to be around to go to jail for the real criminals. It doesn't have to be 25 to life for it to still cost somebody time they could be doing something else.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021

pit scraper

A mostly used up stick of deodorant that is used instead of being thrown away.

John forgot to buy new deodorant and reluctantly had to use his pit scraper.

by Mainefish March 29, 2010

Cunt Scraper

Technical name for Gynaecologist

I've gotta go to see my cunt scraper, my cunt is a bit yeasty.

Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.

by Andrew Shillington October 21, 2010

Jam Scraper

A sexual act in which a person fingers a female partner whilst on their period.

Matt: “So I was fingering this girl the other day and it turns out she was on her period!”

Ollie: “Ha! You absolute Jam Scraper!”

by Jeff_- December 13, 2020

Scalper

A Bitchass that buys everything and sells everything on 3 times the price

Person1: Dude I can't buy a PS5
Person2: It's because of those fat-fucks scalpers we can't buy anything, even a video card that was supposed to be 299$

by ethanyuh March 20, 2021

cunt scrape

Street term for cervical examination, where a medical practitioner scrapes a womans cervix with a long sterile cotton tip.

Q: Why is it called a PAP SMEAR?
A: Cuz no one would go if they called it a CUNT SCRAPE!

by tat grrrl June 1, 2007

cum scraper

A guy who knows his cum dumpster girlfriend is cheating on him and like an idiot continues to date her.

"Are you still chillin with that fuckin whore?"

"Ya, she only banged him five times so what?"

"Your gonna be scrapin the cum off of her you cum scraper"

by sketchnutz November 16, 2009