An unkept lazy worker that spends more energy trying to avoid work than producing anything productive. They often have a soul patch, don't iron their clothes and eat more then they work. Prone to outbreaks of lip herpies and other STI's that have have no issues with spreading to the general populce. If you have one in your workplace it is advised that you bring your own cutlery.
Jesus you bedraggled shirker do you have the lip herpies again.. please do some work around here and have some respect for you appearence you are looking like an unkept yeti.
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- The Andrew Marr Show, BBC Television,
Viewer: She might well be a cold hearted ghoul, but that's just resting smirk face.
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- The Andrew Marr Show, BBC Television,
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