socialloser

people who try to hard to fit in.

hey look at that socialloser trying to make attention

by The Strategist February 29, 2016

scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

by Shit guru June 30, 2017

Scallop

To proceed movement towards the bathroom from ones couch

Scallop to the bathroom before i murder your parents

by sdaGFSHDJHSFDASF March 11, 2018

scialdone

A BITCH MADE MAN

That dude over there is a fuckin scialdone

by Ejthygoateth May 18, 2018

Scallops

an incredibly hot and attractive individual and they are naturally a chick magnet

I like to think that I am quite Scallops

by Scallops November 9, 2021

Scallops

an impossibly handsome individual and he is naturally a chick magnet. he has an absoloutely collosal, gigantic, intellectual, throbbing, electrical brain that is so good at being smart that he is actually considered smart. you may seem confused as per what i just said but thats because their inteligence levels are unmatched for everyone else, including myself

Wow, Mary-Sue is pretty scallops, don't you think?

by Scallops November 9, 2021

Scallopphobia

The fear that somehow. Some way. Someone’s gonna Twat a scallop at you like you’re trying to feed a pikey from 10 paces

Fuming my new coat got scallop on it. This is why I have scallopphobia

by You nah meeean December 17, 2021