Schwilm

Feces, Shit.

I'll be right back, I have to take a schwilm.
Damn it, i just stepped in dog Schwilm.

by Fitter February 11, 2014

Schwarly

When a man cums inside of his partners asshole during anal sex and the partner then proceeds to take a shit which is now fully white and sticky from the cum

Guy 1: man, i just gave that chick the best anal ever!
Guy 2: bet she took one hell of a schwarly afterwards

by Pokoplayer69 August 22, 2016

Schwill

(Adj) Describes lewd or indecent behavior that's NSFW

"Have you heard the new Boosie Badazz lyrics" "No, I don't listen to that schwill content"

by w.e.b. ya boi July 14, 2022

schwizled

not normal or not alright

scott- dude i jus took a bunch of allergy meds and i cant feel half my face
tyler- dude you're schwizled

by quakershaker July 28, 2023

Schwillard Switch

Saying you’re going to do (or quit doing) something but then quickly changing your mind when realizing the task requires effort or sacrifice.

Dallon: “I thought Zac quit drinking for good, why does his location show him at twin peaks?”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”

by ToiletBehindDumpster April 27, 2024

Rex Schwidlewski

A 7 ft 6 glorious king with blue eyes, definitely does not take fentanyl and mushrooms. Has a level 15 gyatt with skibidi rizz. Fights the gender pay wage gap on the daily. Drives a hellcat. Hates period cramps, THE BIGGEST JOHNSON. You could not even comphrehend how glorious this specimen he wields the power autism. He's been mewing since the heian era, he often hunts down women of age for their gyats cause he's got that dawg in him. His canthal tilt is so positive just like the std test he got. He rizzed up baby gronk and livvy dunne so incrediblely and stupendously hard they ropemaxxed he's that glorious.

Girl 1: OMG is that Rex Schwidlewski! I've heard he fights the gender wage gap and has a hellcat!
Girl 2: What the flip! He's so sigma!
Girl 1: Wowzzers!
Straight male: I'm straight but this guy is hot I'd let him iht with his drake but like he doesnt like kids like drake cause hes not a pdf file <3

by Forewarde May 23, 2024