schlemmeria

a dry itchy particulate found within the foreskin

There was a lot more schlemmeria than I remember...

by because, why not? December 5, 2016

Schwerm-sperm

Schwerm sperm, shwerm sperm. When a man eats shoarma, and later cums in a girls' mouth, and the spices, heavily used in middle eastern cuisine have made their way into the male ejaculate, so it is rich with spices such as cumin.

your cum tastes like shoarma, you got schwerm-sperm!

by Knammelewielie June 25, 2018

Schwummel

Schwummel is a term that describes a mentally challenged person.

Du Schwummel

by Muedes Entchen February 10, 2021

Schlemmering

Going to a public bathroom, similar to Wet Reuplic at MGM Grand in Las Vegas,…you go to pee, only to realize you have to puke….only to realize it’s been 1 hour and you fell asleep.

Dude, stop schlemmering and pick yourself up out of that toilet bowl.

by ItsTooMuchTuna$20 September 26, 2021

schlemmin'

lemon water that makes you shit, which leads to weight loss

i need my schlemmin' juice this morning

by slimschlemmin March 28, 2026