schweppe

When blood rushes to the schwantz and causes it to be firm. Also known as a boner, stiffy, or washington monument.

"Grandpa, have you ever woke up in the morning and had a giant schweppe?" The boy asked his grandfather.
"Not any more son." He replied, staring remorsefully at the empty bottle of Viagra pills.

by chestertontreasure June 19, 2009

schwasted

being so waster that you slur the word wasted thus becoming schwasted

bro #1: dude last night i was so schwasted i hooked up with the fugliest chick at the party

bro #2: BUMMER BRO!!!

by Nelsweezey May 14, 2008

Schnapped

To do or say something out of the ordinary.

That which is not normal.

She said she could get it for free, she schnapped!

by Daniel Patrykus (DP) March 15, 2015

Schlapped

To feel heavy effects of nicotine use, such as sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness and euphoria.

"Man that stogie got me soooo schlapped!!!"

by Mr.Sassafras May 17, 2016

Shapped

Getting absolutely and utterly smashed by an indecent consumption of alcohol.

Last night we got so shapped

by Bryan12345 May 9, 2014

Schweppes

Another word for "Shit"

Schweppes Head
Oh Schweppes
Holy Schweppes

by rmsmartboy July 29, 2014

patrick schwayzed

wasted, to put it simply.
getting drunk
getting "schwayzee"

It's Saturday night, i'm about ready to get patrick schwayzed.

by cwalll May 11, 2009