Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3

A vile creature who manages to fuck up every single task you can possibly assign her,a offspring of schlumptress borg 1 of 1.

Shanice,Janice's daughter came into my house and fucked everything up just like her mother.I cant belive I let that Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3 attach herself to me!!!!

by squirrel pimper November 11, 2006

Schlumper

A guy who puts something in his ass while cumming on a chick.

Dude, did u just put a candle up yur ass while u were cumming on me?

by schlumpmaster September 6, 2003

schlumpkin

when you an yo'z jankey azz bitch are having a nice time with yo gran-dady and youz wanna get away fo sum intimate dertiez, you go to da shitta she takes a derty dumpy and you proceed to eat dat fly bitchez kunt.

me and miez balla azz bitch are in taking derty double douces i schlumpkined her saucy slider.

by dertydeuces March 28, 2009

schlumped

Crouched over in an old ass fashion

That dude was so drunk he schlumped over

by Spazzydizzle March 19, 2014

schlumpkin

do a rumpkin and a blumpkin in less than 5 minnutes

schlumpkin is like eathing fart

by man man man231 February 27, 2010

schlumping

the act of males humping

schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.

by ktkattdd January 5, 2009

schlumpf

the part of the male anatomy that enters the female vagina during intercourse

tom pace has a large schlumpf

by Uncle Charlie February 2, 2003