schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.

"Damn those twins are so hot, I am getting hard just looking at them, damn I'm tryna have a schmang twang bang"

by Amy Appler December 29, 2007

Fancy Schmancy

ultra fancy, distinguished,

John has on a pair of fancy schmancy pants today.

by Lj LPLJLolaLola February 15, 2017

Schrank

A white, American born male hired by an Indian hotel owner as general manager and to act as the "public face" of the property he manages. To be a true Billy Schrank, this person must also consistenty allow himself to get fucked out of promised bonus pay and be easily tricked into performing capital upgrades and maintenance to the property for no additonal money, thus making him a complete loser, a sucker and an individual devoid of his manhood.

"The manager of the La Quinta was nice enough, but I felt sorry for him because he worked so hard for that damn Indian owner for peanuts. Jesus what a friggin' Schrank he was."

by Jacob Miller December 28, 2005

Schmanta Claus

He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.

"Yes Virginia, there really is a Schmanta Claus."

by GabbyFinkelsteinkringle September 17, 2006

Planet Schmanet

A mysterious, undiscovered planet farted out by Uranus

Planet Schmanet is inhabited by weirdos.

by Rose likes pie November 10, 2009

Schlande

Danish word for a flappy penis.

"Oh, he has a giant schlande!"

by Tobias Elof Nielsen April 6, 2007

Scaranation

A group of strangers in Tiktok with the same icons, simps for the same man and probably closer than their actual family, wishes that they are either Haypasia or burn her alive.

Married to the Heizounation on November, 10, 2022

"Is that Scaramouche on your pfp"
"Yes"
"We should start a nation called Scaranation"
"Omg, we should also follow users with the same pfp and have Tiktok unable us to follow more."
"Omg, yes"

by CalRin November 11, 2022