To trip over the power cable to the computer causing the computer to spontaneously reboot losing all unsaved work.
Shit man I was up until 6AM working on this project cause some jerk Schoked my computer while trying to get a video on his USB key!
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Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.
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A schobel is a useless person, that does nothing except for use air (that other people could use), this person is friends with all the people you hate and treats you badly for no reason.
Don't be friends with a schobel!
The opposite of schobel is shrek
Don't be friends with a schobel!
The opposite of schobel is shrek
- Have you made some process while working on your presentation with John?
- No, he'll never help me, he is just complaining, he's a schobel
- No, he'll never help me, he is just complaining, he's a schobel
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by badhatter88 October 11, 2011
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For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
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(N.)A bathroom untility combining a shower and toilet, thus allowing the occupant to shad like a motherfucker whilst remaing steamy hot and squeaky clean. (v.)-Schoiler
by Nick Trap May 16, 2006
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