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schoolmorrow

The next day of school, compensating for weekends, breaks, vacations, snow days, teacher work days, meteor days, and the like.
"Oh shit, that paper's due tomorrow!"
"Hahaha, there's no school tomorrow, FAG. Tomorrow's Saturday!"
"Err.. uh.. I said schoolmorrow. Yep. Schoolmorrow."
"What's that?"
"Hahaha, you don't know what schoolmorrow is? FAG."
by lionmane726 March 22, 2007
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schoolpocalypse

n. Combination of "school", and "apocalypse".
The end of the school year, when students must rush to avoid the consequences of their procrastination. The event is oft-accompanied by weeping, gnashing of teeth, etc.
"Have you seen Miriam lately?" "Nope, she is preparing for schoolpocalypse by putting in all-nighters now. That way she is all rested by the time exams and presentations come up.
by Astrapto May 10, 2011
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one-room schoolhouse

A one-room schoolhouse is a bathroom in a commercial establishment where the sinks, toilets, and urinals (if applicable) are in the same room, not separated by partitions.
The term comes from schools from the early 20th century which were the same way -- one room was the entire building, all grades of student in together.
A: "Let's go to Hook's restraunt."
B: "No, I hate that place. Whenever I have to go to the bathroom, it's a one-room schoolhouse. Someone will be in there and either he doesn't lock the door and I end up walking in on him and usually see him naked or the person does lock the door and I'm stuck awkwardly waiting in the way of the servers leaving the kitchen in full view of the restraunt."
by Suge Knight March 11, 2006
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school boy error

Making the most basic of simple mistakes, worthy of ridicule, particularly when you should know better
School boy error!!
I just made a school boy error!
He school boyed!
by 4T Wizard December 6, 2004
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school boy

Michael: Hey, look at my report card. I got all A's bitch.
Samuel: Ah! School Boy!
by Amos Nusheg October 25, 2007
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middle school boy

yo. stop acting like a middle school boy!
by duckmebabe December 8, 2018
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Schoolhouse

Place where students are "educated". They really don't teach us real stuff though. Why don't I know about insurance policy limits and all that. The education system is full of RAT BASTARDS.
Yo, I gotta go to the schoolhouse to get lab hours in.
by Young Hov January 30, 2007
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