schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

Schmupping

The act of throwing half-used ketchup sachets onto old ladies' cars. The term is often used to refer to other condiments, although in its original intended form the term does not extend this far.

I can't believe those kids outside the church had the gaul to enter in to a round of schmupping after we so kindly offered them a meal.

by Woowoowoowoo December 13, 2009

schmoozin

schmoozin is what you do to butter up a girl, i.e. it's trying to get a girl to like you

Jacques needs to start schmoozing up some American girls if his french ass wants to live in the United States much longer!

by Mebaiah December 14, 2004

schlupping

Going ghetto or being scrubby

I won't be formal, but i won't be schlupping it either

by Aaron Weinreis February 11, 2005

Schmocking

Another term for joking/joshing.

Girl: You're so ugly
Boy: What!!
Girl: I'm just schmocking with you :)

by NoMalware June 8, 2017

Schlopin’

To masturbate alone.

Last night my mom caught be Schlopin’

by Heffae June 25, 2019

Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021