schmick

To schmick someone means to initiate sexual intercourse with an asleep partner. The partner initiating the intercourse will need lubricant.

It is a german-austrian expression.

I schmicked my girlfriend at 4am this morning.
I got slapped tonight for trying to schmick my girlfriend.

by Hasadeur12 November 8, 2011

schmick

It seems to be used here in Australia only to refer to a very well turned out truck or other motor vehicle.

The Toyota Coaster that Colin is setting up as a demo vehicle is pretty darn schmick.

by Peter Wheatley June 21, 2003

Schwicky

Used to describe a person who is being a major asshat.

"You damn SCHWICKY!! Get out of the bathroom."

"Look at this fucking schwicky, fold faster."

by Billy June 19, 2006

schmick

A jackass, a complete cornball. A conglomeration of the word schmuck and dick.

I can't stand that dude, he's a total schmick

by Stony Stark March 24, 2009

Schmick

A gathering of human beings with estrogen. Superior to all other forms of a "bro". Also, fantastic singers. And dancers. And actresses. Triple threats, if you will. Schmicks have impeccable fashion sense, usually consisting of sexy hair, awesome shades, and pajama shorts. Schmicks love Hilary Duff. Bro's don't stand a chance!

Bros are not as cool as schmicks.

by schmickgirl August 29, 2010

schmick

Nothing, zero, zilch, syn. for bupkis

I went looking for a job, and turned up schmick.

by Henry Fnord June 1, 2004

Schmucky

Prostitute, Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut, Ho

That girl you made out with last night is a schmucky.

by xflamefairyx September 3, 2010