schmacta

Mick Jagger's Spooge.

They pumed out three ounces of schmacta from Rod Stewarts stomach.

by Magictime69_YO! August 30, 2006

Schmuckaholic

One who is eternally attracted to, or seems to attract stupid annoying fuck-ups, also known collectively as schmucks, as if he or she was a magnet to and for them.

Holly is dating another bloodsucking, lazy looser? Is she some sort of a schmuckaholic? What is her problem?
Doesn't she have any sense of self-worth?

by Badwsky February 5, 2010

Schmackle

The dense layer of plaque and food particles that forms on the teeth when not brushed for an extended period of time, often leading to a fuzzy texture and accompanied by ferocious breath.

I have been too lazy to brush my teeth these past few days. Now my teeth are coated in schmackle.

She allows her teeth to become schmackled.

by general weenis March 28, 2007

schmack

schmack means anything but no

"I think we should get some more." says Bill

"Schmack," replies Bob (meaning anything
but no)

by Bbob April 15, 2004

schmack

An intense for of smacking someone.

"You have nice boobs" says Fred.
"Shut up before I schmack you" says the sumo wrestler.

by Lexis November 25, 2004

Vim Schmacked

A drunken typo of the expression "I'm schmacked", which is referring to being very fucked up on alcohol or xanax. When at a party, one will shout "Vim schmacked", or "I'm vim schmacked", to let the others know how fucked up he/she is. "Vim" is often used as a stand alone term for drinking and becoming intoxicated, and can be alternated into terms such as "Vimmy", or "Vimmer".

Shaan: Wanna come to the party on my boat tonight? I'm gonna be vim schmacked.

Rammer: No thanks man, my brother is having a banger in his garage, my levels of vim will be through the roof.
Shaan: Real shit?

by CONFBOYS August 15, 2017

donkey schmack

Smacking someone so hard they yelp like a donkey

Yesterday I donkey schmacked my friend and he cried

by cocomustard July 22, 2006