schlonckered

To be so tired or fucked up that your probably just dead

I was so Schlonckered last night that I woke up next to Sienna Mae

by Sienna Mae March 11, 2022

Shlounge

A place where smart kids gather to be bored and do dumb shit. Outsiders will say we're wasting our lives here in the Shapiro Lounge here at Brandeis University, but true Shloungers know that we're having the true freshmen experience. But if you have the Brandeis Shits, make sure to never use the bathroom in the Shlounge; it's ventilation goes directly into the kitchen.

Where's everyone at?

Probably the Shlounge.

Damn, they're wasting their time
Better than going to a frat party.

by Bannana Man \ March 27, 2022

Schlunze Furgle

A Swiss synonym for an eggplant.

Oh was packsch du do us? Das isch ja di grösti Schlunze Furgle woni je gse han! 🍆

Oh what are you unpacking? That's the biggest eggplant I've ever seen! 🍆

by Haaezly October 7, 2022

Slounce

Also known as “Slut-Pouncing”
/slouns/
verb
1.

To spring or pounce suddenly so as to capture a slut

noun
1. A sudden spring or pounce to capture a slut

I think my man Micah is about to slounce on one of these thots

by Dr. Slounce February 8, 2018

Schlonged

To deal one's opponent a crushing defeat. See also "shellacked."

Donald: Hillary got schlonged back in'08, believe me!

by I ain't telling!!! April 1, 2016

schlonkey ride

Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.

Hop aboard the schlongzilla express, it's time for a schlonkey ride.

by schlongbeast December 1, 2004

Schlouse

German word for thumb. Can be used for penis cause there are very similar.

My schlouse is very big and thick and hard.

by Hellobuddymarty October 16, 2011