Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.
by Toastor January 5, 2021
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by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006
Get the schlocker mug.(n.) To hella creep on someone. It can also be used any way, as long as it has a negative connotation. It really is the perfect word, not only does it sound cool, but it sounds creepy which makes it perfect to use! It also rolls off the tongue easily.
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(v) Schloopin
(n) Schlooper
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(v) Schloopin
(n) Schlooper
That guy hella schlooped on me, he won't leave me alone.
Wow, what a schloop!
I was sitting there, then he schlooped up my chair when I left.
He is such a schloop.
Wow, what a schloop!
I was sitting there, then he schlooped up my chair when I left.
He is such a schloop.
by owlee22 April 4, 2013
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The act of schlerping is to perform oral sex on a male.
Schleper (Noun) A man who is fond of and frequently performs oral sex on another man.
The act of schlerping is to perform oral sex on a male.
Schleper (Noun) A man who is fond of and frequently performs oral sex on another man.
"Justin is such a Schlerper"
"Yea I know, he blew three guys this weekend"
"Just off to Schlerp my home boys"
"Yea I know, he blew three guys this weekend"
"Just off to Schlerp my home boys"
by trinity666 November 27, 2011
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Your long lost childhood best pal. Someone that you calls Betty and when they call you they call you Al. Someone that you'd die for but you also have an animalistic urge to rip out their throat and beat them with a chair made of poison ivy. The highest term of enderment. Can also be used as an insult- but only by your schloofer. ( Not to be confused with Klufoor. ) Derives from the word schmulloofer.
Your long lost childhood best pal. Someone that you calls Betty and when they call you they call you Al. Someone that you'd die for but you also have an animalistic urge to rip out their throat and beat them with a chair made of poison ivy. The highest term of enderment. Can also be used as an insult- but only by your schloofer. ( Not to be confused with Klufoor. ) Derives from the word schmulloofer.
by Dr. Sauve September 23, 2020
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