schlostered

A mixture of sloshed and plastered, both meaning "drunk".

Brad: Did you see Jessica dancing on the table at that house party last night??

Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.

by JJKamp February 7, 2019

Schlonger

A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)

Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv

Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop

by HeeHeeyeahman November 11, 2019

get schlockered

The most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk.

"Hey man are we getting drunk tonight?"
"No, let's just get schlockered"

by pwhunt August 1, 2017

knob schlober

A girl that will suck your dick without knowing the person

That hoe over there is a knob schlober

by bd_daddy69 April 21, 2019

Block Schlopper

The term used to describe a brick layer who is immensely skilled at their job.

"The construction team is mighty lucky to have that block schlopper working for them."

by toxic_shr00m May 2, 2022

schloofle

amy's word for a wierd person

!eva is a schloofle.

by jebas October 13, 2004

schleifer

a family of six including a set of twins and a animal of some sort. Never has food in the cupboards and has strange ways of entertaining their pet. Love these people.

"Lets go to the schleifer house" "You mean the yellow one?"

by squasqua August 12, 2009