Schloinging

Another word for fucking or loud sex that everyone in your dorm can hear after quiet hours

Dude, are they schloinging at this hour? So disrespectful

I can't focus on my pset with these assholes schloinging next door

by adventuregrl97 May 7, 2018

Schlongfinity

The schlongfinity is a groundbreaking tool to extend your own schlong size. It allows you to multiply your schlong size to burst out of your pants to impress your friends.

Person 1: Yo dude, when did you get such a big schlong?
Person 2: Oh, I used the schlongfinity, you should try mine out.

by Fred Man August 30, 2020

Schlangin'

A term used to describe the action performed by a prostitute who delivers their services via a penis.

A combination of Schlong and Slang.

Schlong= Penis.

Slang = to sell (dope).

"Broh his dick is massive. He schlangin'."

by Rehawse December 29, 2020

Schlockinsoll

The definition of all undefined words

"What's that?"
"Don't know."

"Must be a Schlockinsoll!"

by MGravy April 5, 2022

Schlangin

Packing absolute meat. Having a ginormous dick.

That mf is schlangin meat.

by Schlangin mf September 11, 2022

schloggy schemer

Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.

John: Hey dude! You’re such a schloggy schemer.

by salcruzzle June 2, 2023

Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 25, 2005