Schlobberknockered

Consuming extensive amounts of alcohol resulting in slurred speetch, blurry vision and no memory of the drunken events. A hangover will be the likely result.

Colin: How are feeling today buddy? we got messed up last night!

Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!

by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006

schlockdown

How to pronounce ‘lockdown’ after drinking heavily to overcome the boredom of lockdown.

“I shay, parse the vodka, I demand to have more booze: I can’t bear the boredom of another schlockdown”

by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

schlock

junk, goods sold of inferior quality, junky souvenirs

She wanted to buy every piece of schlock in the store.

by PuraVida May 29, 2005

Booty Schlock

Another phrase for "ass"

Michael: "You two going to the party?"
Brayden: "No, I have homework."
Taylor: "Brayden you some booty schlock."

by nunu22 July 28, 2013

schlactered

Getting wasted from booze beyond belief

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED

by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008

Schlock

A schlock is a person who is a chad in the streets, and a simp in the sheets

Yo, these schlocks radiate an incalculable amount of BDE

by khatru71 March 30, 2020

schloberin'

generally meaning doing useless jobs or activities, either to waste time or to look busy. Taken from the west of ireland (swinford.

duggan: Hey, what are you at?

kev: argh ya kno yourself, just schloberin' around..

by rowlpooch May 10, 2009