Schlang

1. A way of life.
2. Whatever the mood is at any moment.
3. Goofing around or hanging out.

Hey boys are y’all down to schlang later.

by A Schlangin Boi May 31, 2018

schlangry

Sleepy, Cold, Hungry, Lonely, Angry

Sleet coming down on me at night while I try to survive this zombie apocalypse got me straight up schlangry

by theeasiesttofind November 10, 2020

Schlangender

Schlangender is a gender identity where the person who identifies as it commonly used multiple pronouns but have no idea what they identify as other than schlangender. Also, almost all of them watch or have watched series and things related to popular YouTuber Jschlatt.

Bob: hey dude, did you know that Micheal now identifies as Schlangender?
Marc: what
Micheal: schlagg lmao

by that one peanutist December 2, 2020

Schlang

To be well endowed and proud of it. Sometimes bothersome.

They don’t complain when they find out I’m schlanging. Just ask your friend. She know.

by Jefries December 19, 2020

Schlargolupgh

A word used in place of "A big hot buff man packing major schmeat"

plural: Schlargolupghi

the police found 20 Schlargolupghi in the basement of Sheen Estevez's residence.

by Xecro December 15, 2022

Schlang’in

Having a massive cock

Damn he’s schlang’in

by NotaDomesticTerroist December 17, 2022

Schlongophobia

Extreme fear of penis, fear of gayhood and gay people. non-hostile homophobia .

Terry: I think your friend Matt is a little gay.
Jim: Too bad. Im ending our friendship, i have Schlongophobia, i refuse to endure gayness.

by Dashofliquor November 20, 2022