schmedium

a size inbetween small and medium.

look at that sissy lookin ass wearing a schmedium.
or
wow, that guy in the pink schmedium shirt looks like a wuss.

by kungfuzombie June 27, 2011

Schmedium

Any item of clothing that is to small for the individual to wear.

Llyod loves wearing that schmedium jacket that looks like a halter top on him.

by Carnage517 December 9, 2008

pyramid scheme

see scientology

hail xenu: the master of the the ultimate money-grubbing pyramid scheme

by placental soup July 5, 2009

Schmedium

A guy who thrives off of wearing a t-shirt that is just a tad too small with great pride. This shirt is often displaying "Affliction" these days and his hair is styled in a faux-hawk. He is also is often 32 trying desperately to look 23.

This place is packed with schmediums who care more about their hair care than I do!

by Caroline Cardine October 8, 2008

Fonzie Scheme

The act of buying and subsequently wearing a leather jacket in an effort to look tough, cool, virile, or otherwise appealing. A Fonzie Scheme is usually run by someone who in fact is NOT any of these things. The name derives from the name of Arthur Fonzarelli, star of the sitcom "Happy Days," who is the epitome of leather-jacket-wearing cool guys.

Did you see that Tim, the shy guy from IT, is wearing a leather jacket today? That dude is totally trying to pull a Fonzie Scheme and score chicks.

by theCArainman January 19, 2015

Protein retention scheme

The act of consuming one's own semen to retain the proteins within it.

Person 1: Hey bro how do you get so much protein?
Person 2: I use the protein retention scheme

by SexFuelledManiacUwU January 5, 2023

ponzitronic scheme

to perpetrate a ponzi scheme utilizing the internet or some other electronic means. ponzi ponzi scheme ponzi crawl

Adam came up with some crazy ponzitronic scheme to make money. Paid Autosurf and AdSurfDaily would be proud.

by charles wilson II January 15, 2009