schtumpy

Term used to describe a shiitake mushroom log. Typically used by boomers.

“I’m having trouble keeping my schtumpy moist. Any tips?”

by Grecokurd January 10, 2022

Schlumming

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.

I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me

by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023

Post Nut Schlump

The act of passing out after a hard nut.

Yo sorry I didn't text you back, the Post Nut Schlump hit me hard.

by The Curler June 15, 2018

Schumacher

To drive fast, usually through winding streets, and take corners hard. Refers to multiple Fomula 1 Championship winner Michael Shumacher.

Greg: I can't believe how fast you were going Jimmy. That was total Schumacher.

by Jimmehh September 28, 2005

Schuman

A person who steals from you, and then pretends he/she didn't.

Mick: "fuck! that Schuman just robbed me of 50c!"
Colin: "Don't worry. He's an immigrant."

by cqribou February 7, 2008

schlumped

Extreme fatigue.

Yo Ima be extraa schlumped after doing this Precal Hw.

by K.iverson January 31, 2017

schumacher

Noun.

One who usually drives at excessive speed. The term originated from the last name of Formula 1 driver Michael Schumacher who is known for going VERY fast.

"Ever since Sparks got his car, he's been a complete schumacher."

by frank carter May 14, 2005