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Scanning for Viruses

The useless computer action that takes a while and never finds any viruses, even when there are viruses.
Mike: Dude what's taking so long to load?
George: My computer's just scanning for viruses.
by nothinggorilla August 11, 2012
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scannerds

Someone that continuously feels the need to scan items in the store to see if there is a better online price. Someone that has to scan every QR code they come across because there is more information available online.
How many scannerds does it take to screw in a light bulb. One to compare prices, one to scan instruction manual. One to literally screw the light bulb.
by heltersxelter February 3, 2014
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spanontenance

A word that you tell people called Lauren that is not an actual word but is used for any type of exclamation..
That is absolute spanontenance!
by Lozza Evans September 25, 2021
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shanonlingo

Shanonlingo is the best app in the world. You get experiences you can't see in any other app or website. Shanonlingo will make you so happy and won't shame you for not keeping up with streak as our competitors do.
You:what's shanonlingo?
Yazarah: only the best app in the world! I love shanonlingo
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Urban Scanning

To scan through urban dictionary words of the day to find some worthwhile words to use.
Guy: Yo man, that vocab you're using is sick! Were you urban scanning?
by yibo October 28, 2008
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Protein Scanner

A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.
We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.
by Judas Cross June 8, 2020
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a scanner darkly

a digitally animated movie starring Keanu Reeves. Set in near future USA where 20% of the population are addicted to the mind destroying substance D. Arctor (Reeves)is an addict and a undercover police officer attempting to find the suppliers of sub. D though due to the mind splitting effects of the drug he isn't fully aware that he is part of the group of people he is investigating.
man i would sure not want to watch that movie a scanner darkly high.
by myspaced August 3, 2008
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