Scandinavian Backpedal

A reverse Dutch Rudder.

Nothing like a good Scandinavian Backpedal to make you go six fifths.

by Anal chilli pill September 7, 2012

Sandisorder

The confusion you obtain from not knowing where to start eating a sandwich due to poorly-shaped bread.

Wow, my PB and J gave me a bad case of sandisorder. I didn't know where to start eating it from!

by A Kid with Sandisorder February 15, 2010

Scandinavian Pipebomb

A bag of 'shrooms, slap of heroine, star-shaped snort of cocaine all done in under fifteen minutes.

Shit dogg, last night Charles did a Scandinavian Pipebomb in McCarthy Quad and shat his pants and subsequently convulsed.

by Risky Rick December 17, 2008

Scandinavian Penis

alternatively: Scandinavian "Penisula"

For people with a sense of humor and a dirty mind. orig. "Scandinavian Peninsula."

Coming from the fact that the peninsula looks a lot like a penis on a map, with Finland being another penis and the tips touching.

Person 1: Hey I heard Petre was from the Scandinavian Penis
Person 2: Really? What side of the ethnic meat staff is he from?
Person 1: I think Norway, he seems a lot fuzzier than a Swede or a Finn.
Person 2: Ha! I'd love to be from a penis-shaped country like Finland.

by Hugh Jazzdich October 28, 2013

scandinavia

The only place left in the world where metal will still get you laid.

Ooh, I love it when you growl like that.
Scandinavia!

by Ssonic April 22, 2006

Scandinavian Rooster

When a guy appears to be consoling a woman who is ralphing by pulling her hair back. Preferably, the woman is wearing a slutty skirt and she is perched at a 90 degree angle when he rips her panties aside and ass fucks the shit out of her while she's still barfing. The harder he fucks her the more puke she'll get out and consequently making the guy look good by suppling medical aid.

Nick: Dude, that girl down there looks really sick.
Pete: Yeah, she just drank some hunch punch, but it looks like that douchey scrote is going to take care of her.
Nick: Damn, she's puking like crazy
Pete: Holy shit, he's giving her the Scandinavian Rooster
Nick: She looks like she feels better already. That guy's not so bad.

by nickgolf August 3, 2008

Scandilion

scan-di-lion
scan-dee-lyin'

–noun
rhymes with dandelion
1. (n) a coy, mischievous person

2. (n) one who commits mildly scandalous acts while maintaining an innocent attitude or reputation

1. Meg filled Bill's office waist deep with Styrofoam packing peanuts, while he was away on vacation. She is a total scandilion!

2. Can you believe the teacher's pet got caught smoking a joint? He is definitely a scandilion.

3. That scandilion bet her friends that she could pick up the goofiest guy at the club.

by ScandiLion January 13, 2011