According to Quantum Mechanics Saint Nick is a Microb That Can Travel At The Speed Of Atoms to Deliver gifts Speaking of Atoms In Some Cases The Speed Of Atoms Travels Faster Then The Speed Of Light And His Slay Is Flown by a Micro Rangifer tarandus (reindeer) and they fly by friction of the speed travelling fast enough to lift of the ground like an airplane And one of the reindeer noses is lit up by bioluminescence in its nose genes to light up sinces microb's can baerely see at 2:00 AM when children are sleeping in fact they are so small that star's are so spaced apart that its hard to see the stars
by FrankieBo'sgua January 05, 2017
The hecking hecker who broke into my hecking house to fuck my mom and eat my stuff. Then I found and tortured him, only letting him go after he signed a contract obligating him to bring me shit every Christmas so that I don't rat him out.
Look, Diana, it's that piece of shit, Santa! Make sure to bring me something good next Christmas you asshole!
by Largigest cheezy boi December 31, 2020
A creepy wanted Criminal for breaking into kids houses and giving them drugged candy in stocking, people say he’s a good person.
by Childhood destroyer December 06, 2017
by RealAndGoodDebateFacts December 21, 2020
by dbevsuknnnnnnncf7i6tmfugnytncv November 23, 2021
A fat bastard that breaks into your house and kidnaps your wife, sister and mom back to the "north pole".
by Not about to yeet a child wym November 21, 2020
by Mr.Illumanti January 06, 2020