Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but only involving one person. When a depressed soul sticks his/her own finger in one's own ass and proceeds to wipe one single tear down ones face.
"Chad was really upset about not being able to get a date for the Spring Fling and resorted to giving himself the Lonely Sanchez"
by Thewalkingdead619 June 19, 2009
To dick down a girl with your penis that is seriously bent to one side. Despite its name, this copulative act is not limited to Mexican men.
by Mizzlebone June 12, 2020
by rottenboyz August 15, 2006
when someone breathes hot air into another person of the same gender’s butthole while continuously penetrating it with their tongue.
by testicle mary July 06, 2018
the love mustache.
when you are sexing your lady (or dude) and you pull out and ejaculate on her (his) belly, you then dip your finger in the pile of protein you left on the belly and rub it over her (his) lip in the style of a spanish gent.
when you are sexing your lady (or dude) and you pull out and ejaculate on her (his) belly, you then dip your finger in the pile of protein you left on the belly and rub it over her (his) lip in the style of a spanish gent.
i was sexing my old lady when she says she wants to look like caesar romero (the joker in the batman show). i pull out and pump my joy juice on her belly. then i craft her a fine protein mustache. aye dios mio! what a fine milky sanchez!!
by the lopez! February 06, 2009
Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez's even more perverted Uncle. It's when you have anal sex with a woman and pull out to slap each side of her face with your penis leaving a "5 o'clock
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by Dj_AlkaHolic January 24, 2017
Owner of all Joseph Sanchez' All Gay Bars. He wears a yellow sombrero with a mustache and small beard. He prefers to play WoW and work only on the weekends. He is a very anti-social creature who feeds on hotpockets. His natural predator is Seth
by Bolognamaster May 08, 2009