Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.

Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.

by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007

Samoan Dinner

A meal big enough to feed all of Africa. There is only one meal big enough to feed a Samoan.

A Samoan dinner is a really big meal.

by Hong kong fewy September 02, 2017

Samoan Steamroll

When a naked big hot large Samoan man belly flops on top of you and you fucking die of an orgasm.

Bro I just got Samoan steamrolled so hard last night.

by CoopyCrisp June 25, 2021

Samoan Splash

That moment when you get bitten by a bunch of snakes every minute instead of being a rich bird

Option 1 Someone is going to end up in the hospital though, but whatever....... Samoan Splash!!!!!

by PlayThreeAre February 11, 2020

Samoan Plumber

Using the art of anal intercourse to relieve the constipation of one's sexual partner.

My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.

by Mashpee Sal May 22, 2017

samoan carrot

A Samoan mans dong that is stuck in the belly button of a whit woman.

Bro I need help with my Samoan carrot.

by GrabSss December 25, 2015

Samoan Hoagie

When a woman is force fed two Locos Tacos then shaken until she is ready to produce some hot wet diarrhea, at this point the man pulls out a sandwich roll and prepares to spread his sandwich with said poop, and eat it.

"You hungry?"
"No thanks, I just finished a samoan hoagie"

"What"
"What"

by CMB69 January 16, 2014