Sapling Learning

A terrible site for troubled youth trying to learn chemistry or any other science of such kind. Every wrong attempt will cost your grade to decrease by 10%, just so you can watch your perfect grade go down because you didn't simplify the balanced equation. All in all, you just have zero idea what they want of you. Also, the correct message appears in red. Blood red.

Christina: "Hey, did you do your Sapling Learning homework?"
Jessica: "No, but I found all the answers online."

by Depression502 September 16, 2018

smooth sailin'

The act of jacking off with the assistance of sand paper. The name is derived from sand paper's ability to smooth out wood.

Dude, do you have any sand paper because I really want some smooth sailin'

by Sampson Walterson February 17, 2008

garage saling

The act of visiting multiple garage sales within a short period of time, usually within the morning to noon hours. Derived from the words "garage sale."

"Would you like to go garage saling tomorrow?"
"Only if you're driving!"

by Leitmotiv February 16, 2014

samina

An amazing woman that always speaks the truth and knows good people from bad. She deserves the world and no less because she helps her greatest friends through the best and the worst times that they go through.
She may have a tiny ginger for a boyfriend but that's the way it goes! ;)

a: Who were you out with last night?
b: Samina
a: I bet you had an amazing time!
b: Yeh we did the Trickey dance to Run DMC too!

by frangipanne March 5, 2011

Sailing the internet

To illegally download content, internet piracy.

So whatcha doing tonight?
I'm sailing the internet looking for movies

by fluffypenis August 13, 2017

sailing

The Greatest Sport in the world. Where you sail a boat via the sail catching wind. You can also race sailboats in something called a regatta this is equivelent to a swim meet on a boat, consisting of a number of races where the boat who did the best overall wins the regatta.

Sailing Rules. Comon Everyone's doing it

by Tom Russell September 14, 2005

Salinas swerve

A unexpected traffic manuver done in Salinas Calif. where as a driver swerves suddenly to avoid any large plastic bag in the streets out of fear of running over a body. This fear is substantiated by the high regard for human life seen in Salnas.

" god i did the wildest Salinas swerve today .. I am not running over some toddler on my way home..you just never know in Salinas.."

by MadelineB February 23, 2008