Saltine american

The analytical way to call a caucasion a cracker.

I'm not a cracker I prefer to be called saltine american.

by iced cream scampi October 21, 2019

Pack-of-saltines

A school bus full of white kids

Guy 1: There are so many white kids on this bus.

Guy 2: Yeah its a pack-of-saltines.

by weather channel rocks March 6, 2012

dirty saltine

when 4 men stand around 1 albino girl and jerk off and before you cum you need to stick your dick in her and cum and the last one to do that has to eat her out and immediatley after eating her out punch her right in the face

Guy:dude i so dirty saltined that bitch last night she is still in my bed room knoked the fuck out
Guy2: no fucking way me to

by MastaDeBaiting October 21, 2011

supreme saltine

An especially skilled white person. Cracker, affectionately.

"Man that whiteboy on the organ is tearing it up!"

"Yup. He's the supreme saltine"

by yno May 10, 2005

Queen Saltine

A white woman who thinks she's the shit..

"Mom...look at you thinkin you queen saltine"

by Lil Bit 09 November 1, 2008

Super Saltine

The act of shoving one's finger up one's own asshole following a bowel movement in order to attract excrement on said finger, and then placing this finger up another's asshole, finally spread the end product of the two assholes onto a saltine.

Dude, I just had a Super Saltine." - "No way, did you make it yourself?

by Enjoyer of the Super Saltine July 9, 2010

saltine cracka

A rich white person that is pale or white with an all white faimily
ex. garrett elmendorf in 1891

Even Garrett's brother is a saltine cracka

by jermaine kelly May 24, 2004