saksing

The task of spanking your monkey while "working" at the mall, whether it be at Dick's, Burlington, Subway, or the movie theater. Typically performed by the transitional Saks employee as he wanders aimlessly for something to do. Out of boredom, he decides to just spank his monkey.

The "sakser" generally uses a fictional name as to avoid verbal detection.

Dude. This place is dead. If anyone needs me, I'll be saksing in the bathroom.

Timmy caught Matt saksing to his mom's underpants.

by octoberic January 5, 2017

sak bff

you yourself aren’t straight so imagine walking straight

sak bff

by hapy_101 October 3, 2021

Julian Saks

Absolute Bellend!

You're a fucking Julian Saks

by D33zNuts February 3, 2020

Sak bitch

A useless public relations person.

“You aren’t going to get any information out of that Sak bitch.”

by ^*#%#%# May 12, 2021

SAK

Soros Ass Kisser

Many people in the world are falling in love with money because they are now a SAK.

by Puckthefunone November 11, 2020

sak

you yourself aren’t straight so imagine walking

by leenalysak

by ur bff n October 3, 2021

Sak

Yo BDAYYY

"BITCHHH MY SAK COMING UP"

by Misscocopuffs February 3, 2023