Jacob Sartorious

Also know as Gaycob Saggytitties, this young 13-14 boy is a famous musical.ly star,and also on many more apps. He looks like a"elf" to most people, and is a fuckboy, in the verge of becoming a prostitute secretly. He has only admitted to close close friends and family,that he is gay. All the girls he has been with has only been to boost popularity, and he does take some pleasure in it {maybe he is bisexual}. If you are a fangirl, you better go to the North-Pole to get your elf.

"Oh my god,it Jacob Sartorious!" "You mean that elf 'Gaycob Saggytitties'"

by Reality/Truth December 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

A Justin Bieber Wannabe who thought that Auto tune would get him laid

Max is so Jacob Sartorius, He's ass hat who only sings in hopes that women will want to sleep with him

by Lizard Jesus June 22, 2018

Satori

A perfect girl who is always happy when she is around her friends. She is very spiritually awake and has insightful dreams often, she is also beautiful, sexy, sweet, kind, supportive, loving, caring and joyful towards everyone she meets. Satori is the kind of girl that you never think you will have a chance with but if you get one, ride it out as long as possible because nobody is more deserving of love than satori. She is almost always a small girl, but her booty is perfectly shaped and although she has small tits, her nipples are perfect in every way. If you ever meet a satori, the only logical thing to do is drop everything to try and make her yours.

Guy 1: Dude are you dating Satori?
Guy 2: Yeah, its been less than a month but i'm in love.
Guy 1: Thats fucking burnt.

Satori makes me feel so good when im with her, even without the sex

by Kid kuddie February 11, 2019

Jacob Sartorius

A young white fuck boy. With a talent of lipsyncing because he sucks at singing.

Girl: Who is this white fuck boy in musical.ly?

Me: That's Jacob Sartorius

by Athena Adams May 15, 2016

Sailorism

A form of relgion based off of doing someone dirty. It can also be a serious condition in which people can not stop doing someone dirty, it is considered a very contagious disease.

I can't believe you had sex with that girl, and then kicked her out of your bed... You Sailor!

by Jmoney92 April 22, 2011

Jacob sartorius

death

jacob Sartorius just touched me, it's time to go prepare my funeral.

by thelonelyhole June 9, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

That fuckin' cunt that become the #1 most popular celebrity in the world despite having no talent, weird eyebrows, a girlfriend that he cheated on, and songs about sweatshirts and "Love".

Girl: You are a Jacob Sartorius!
Popular Douche: And you're a Milly Bobby Brown!

by C0nn3r5 June 19, 2018