said no one ever

Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.

I am so tired of bacon that I hope I never have to eat it again. Said no one ever.

by tagz May 1, 2013

said the serpent to the snake

meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"

Molly: you have way to much free time.
Rya: said the serpent to the snake.

by The only smart person in the world April 13, 2006

Said Navarro

A powerful domineering human being. A love maker of epic proportions. A Mighty if you will. A person who Dominates regardless of setting

Said Navarro Penial Strength Will power prowess omega

by John Sancha October 31, 2013

said the bitch

A phrase not unlike "that's what she said." However it is said after someone says something rude and another person says it in an insulting manner.

Carrie: "And next time, bring out the salad before the main course!!!"

Terri: "Said the bitch!"

by von groovy May 14, 2019

said no one ever

A phrase used to fervently punctuate the ridiculousness of any statement preceding it.

The horrendous pain my fibroid tumors have me in when I get my period is all worth it so that at the end of the day I can say I braved it like a real woman, said no one ever.

by illadelphiajones June 2, 2013

said no one ever

A phrase often used online to mock something that is generally disliked or of an unpopular opinion.

-I work at a toll booth and don't want to kill myself, said no one ever.

-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.

-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.

by The Boho April 25, 2014

said the pope to the nun

much like that's what your mum said last night, but can be good when that gets old.

Person A: "geez this is stuck, couldja unzip this for me-"

Person B: "-said the pope to the nun"

A & B = lol...

by Mesosade February 28, 2009