Skip to main content

orgasmic remorse

When you have the BEST SEX ever with a person you don't care for, or, about. Your guilty conscience makes you physicaly ill and you can not go to work. You call off work ill with the "Orgasmic Remorse" excuse...it's the new "food poisoning" of excuses.
Donnie took a personal day off today, he suffers from Orgasmic Remorse
by hilda50 December 14, 2013
mugGet the orgasmic remorse mug.

Netflix Remorse

The sick to the stomach feeling one gets after watching 44 episodes of; The Blacklist, or How I Met Your Mother, in 48 hours. The sense of your soul being sucked out of your eyes through the tv when you should be outside living.
Mark: Hey so why did you run 17 miles today?
Micah: I have some wicked Netflix remorse... I watched the entire Breaking Bad show in four days.
Mark: Been there.... after I watched the entire Gilmore Girls show in a week I had such bad Netflix Remorse I learned how to breakdance and won a street competition in the subways in Philly.
by Fuegocurtainreddrapes April 9, 2016
mugGet the Netflix Remorse mug.

Driver's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and contrition the morning after you tooled home in your death-mobile after you clearly had too much to drink.
man I'm having some major driver's remorse today. glad I didn't kill someone. or did I?
by Flex44 October 31, 2010
mugGet the Driver's Remorse mug.

Bidder's Remorse

When you bid on something on eBay and automatically regret it. Due to this regret you wish to retract your bid, but eBay rules don't allow this. You are left with a feeling of remorse hoping that someone will outbid you.
Sarah: Man, I just bid on a new phone on eBay.

Matt: That's exciting. Do you think you will win?

Sarah: I hope not, I have a bad case of bidder's remorse.
by lady tati April 10, 2011
mugGet the Bidder's Remorse mug.

Tucker's Remorse

Anxiety experienced by a male to female cross dresser when it's time to remove the tape used to tuck their genitals back to avoid a man bulge in their dress or yoga pants.
Dan loved nothing more than being Danielle on the weekends. At least everything about it but the Tucker's Remorse.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
mugGet the Tucker's Remorse mug.

Wiki remorse

Knowing the only reason you graduated from high school and or college was because of Wikipedia.

Wiki's remorse could also be a feeling of guilt. Almost as if you cheated because you used Wikipedia and it made the assignment so much more easier.

(Wiki remorse is also known as "wiki's remorse" or "Wikipedia remorse".)
On graduation day the valedictorian was giving her speech about how she spent long hours and days at the library researching for her 15 page report on The Holocaust, and how hard work pays off. While Max thought about how he basically just paraphrased the whole Wikipedia article on the Holocaust. Then he started feeling like crap and having wiki remorse for not putting any effort into his work .
by xChelseaKravitz April 26, 2011
mugGet the Wiki remorse mug.

Tugger's Remorse

Overwhelming feelings of shame, guilt or filthiness after masturbation. Often a result of conditioned upbringing, perverse fantasy or simply the step back to reality post orgasmic euphoria.
Stan's chronic, daily , deviat masturbation habit to videos of ladyboys always left him in a state of Tugger's Remorse.
by Eaton Holgoode March 28, 2015
mugGet the Tugger's Remorse mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email