Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.

Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.

by crazycat42 December 15, 2020

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rustic tuba

When you’re having anal sex and a guy pulls his dick out of your ass and it has shit on it and he wipes the shit around your asshole.

Oh damn! I’m gonna rustic tuba your ass!

by Cometsh December 7, 2017

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A flannel, plaid, long sleeve, button down shirt of any combination of black, red, blue, brown, dark green, and dark orange.
Often traditionally worn by lumberjacks, but more recently worn by scene kids, and indie kids, especially in the San Francisco Bay Area.

"Damn, Jake's red and black plaid shirt makes him look like such a lumberjack"
"Yeah, that is a true rustic man shirt"

by a crisp man March 11, 2018

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