Russian 

originating in/from Russia,
and/or has a family member like this:

Russian Girl- Grandma, can i have a cookie?

Her Grandmother- SURE! and you must have the borch and the dumplings, and the chease, oh and we cant forget the crackers, and i have pears, oranges, apples, bluberries, ohh!! and i bought some new greek yogurt! and eat some chicken, your all skin and bones! and pork. we must fead you pork.

Russian Girl- Again?

Russian by lizzy fr March 2, 2008

Russian 

The best, coolest, most attractive, talented, and most perfect people in the world. You should be honored to even speak to one.

OMG! I just met an actual Russian person!!
OMG really???? That's amazing!

Russian by слава россии March 29, 2019

Russian 

You are a Russian if:
1-your body composition is 75% vodka.
2-you skip classes,watch porn,go night clubbing and somehow still get A in Maths and Science exams.
3-the only English sentence you know is "Fuck you",yet you boast about pretendin' you're the shit.
4-you are way too overpatriotic to your country,but find excuses to not getting your ass out and contribute something to it.
5-you have an unusual obsession to techno music,guns,cars,crack and mafias.

1-Igor:drink vodka cola!!!!!!!!!!!
2-Anton:A+ actually.
3-Average Russian teenager:Yo!Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!!
English dude:I beg your pardon young
man?
ARt:???..uh...fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!
4-You are not going to let Russia's economy run by foreigners aren't ya motherland lover??
5-Vladmir:I just bought an AK-47 last week.Wanna try it out? *wink *wink

Russian by averagepapa January 8, 2005

russian 

It ruins videogames which require teamwork and/or cooperation.

ffs just what our team needs, another russian.

russian by easily pissed gentleman November 19, 2016

Russian 

Something you call a very fast person.

What are you, russian?

Russian by ImNotHræðYouAre June 3, 2017

Russian 

Someone who succeeds without trying. The person doesn't have to be Russian but they usually are.

Hong: I got A for maths and I'm asian.
Jeff: So? you spend half your spare time studying! Dmitry got an A without trying.
Hong: Who's Dmitry? I never see him in lesson.
Jeff: He never attends lessons. He never studies. Just goes to the exams.
Hong: He must be Russian then.

Russian by coconuts man February 22, 2009

russian 

Synonym for Sexy.

Damn it, that chick is so russian.

russian by Феррет January 21, 2009