rubberband man

Someone who is able to go down on himself.

Felatio for one...

Chris was early for his speed date with the rubberband man.

by pseudonomyous May 21, 2004

Rubberband

Another acronym that submariner's use, similar to FTN and PAPERCLIP Used to display one's disgruntled, jaded attitude towards Big Navy's disregard for an individual's (mainly junior sailor's) well-being.

Stands for:

Remember
Underway
Bullshit
Brings
Everyone
Regret
Be
A
Non-reenlisting
Dude

Khaki: What's with the rubberband?
Blueshirt: Oh this? Uhh... I didn't realize I still had it
Khaki: You've had it on your wrist for almost all of WestPac
Blueshirt: ...

by Dirty Blueshirt June 9, 2008

rubberband

1) a pink rubber thingy.

2) a weapon of mass destruction.

1) Tie them up with this rubberband.

2) Don't flick that rubberband at me, you shit-eyed cock master!

by J Mizzle December 23, 2003

rubberband liagation

The most common way to remove a hemorrhoid.

Man I just had a rubberband liagation and my ass hurts.

by scott January 17, 2004

Rubberband Bank

A condom.

Ya need to never ever gotta go to yo wallet
Long as I got rubberband banks in my pocket

He's saying as long as he can emit semen into you while wearing a condom, he will pay for whatever you want.

by Tee.Eye. May 11, 2010

RubberBanding

To rubberband is to cap I guess

Bro stop rubberbanding

by Gammby February 3, 2021

rubberbanding

Rubber banding is the act of putting one end of a rubberband in one's anus and the around their penis and creating a makeshift guitar that can be used to make music.

Hey man, I just learned to play Through the fire and the flames.
Oh, do you play the guitar?
No, I can play it by rubberbanding!

by Bannanass49 October 18, 2022