rowing

The sport that consists of 1 to 8 people in which you row a boat with one oar each. It is extremely difficult and takes lots of different abilities. Most people think it involves only arms, which is so far from the truth. Most of the terminology can be related to sex, like the cox, crabs, and phrases like "In rowing, the catch is aggressive, the hands quick, the slide smooth, the drive powerful, and the oar is always hard." It is mainly a collegiate sport, but has been practiced around the world for ages.

Let's go row because rowing is the best sport ever!

by Rower's Unite January 17, 2005

RODILF

A member of a group of senior citizens with striking good looks for their old age. Male in Gender and could be a celebrity or not. RODILF stands for Really Old Dude I'd Like to Fuck!!!

Hunny, That Sean Connery is one RODILF!!!

Hey sweetie, If you died I would totally get with our neighbor Frank, he's a total RODILF!!!

by Marleyman314 March 23, 2011

Roidical

Anything done with the flare of steroids.

Did you see that guy beat up the other guy outside the Komodo Klub? Fucking roidical!

by backotruck November 15, 2011

Rowdy Brown

During cowgirl intercourse, the girl shits on your dick with a cowboy hat on.

Yooo, did u and this girl do the Rowdy Brown? There is shit all in the sheets! Look at your balls!!

by Chris111221 June 21, 2021

Rowing the Trench

A sex act performed by two persons, in which a male participant rubs their erect penis back and forth along their partner's intergluteal cleft (ass crack). In the midst of passionately hotdogging, the couple link arms at the elbow, using them as leverage to 'row the trench'.

Man, Steve really chafed my stink star while we were rowing the trench.

It's important to properly lube the glute luge before rowing the trench.

by Detective Dick Jiggles June 19, 2022

ROGDism

Also called "rapid onset gender dysphoria", it's an ideology spread by TERFs that's not based on any evidence.

James: That's my trans son.
Karen: That's a ROGD daughter!!!!11!!
James: You seem to be deep in ROGDism.

by Exdetransitioner2 August 23, 2023

Speed rodding

A quickie; sex, when time is a factor.

First man: "Hey, how did it go with that girl last night, is she a stayer?"

Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."

Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"

Contenstant: "Speed rodding."

by RhythmJunky May 24, 2010