Ross Penis

An unusually below average sized penis, generally less than 3 inches erect.

Tiffany: "I saw you go home with a guy last night, how was it?"
Emily: "I was going to have sex with him, but I noticed that he had a ross penis, so I just laughed and went to sleep"

by Ross O. Neill May 8, 2014

rick ross

black santa claus

rick ross will give me some weed for christmas. :D

by yandawg July 3, 2008

ross noble

An English stand-up comedian, known for his often improvised sets, based almost entirely around audience members he has conversations with. Originally from Cramlington in Northumberland, he now resides in Australia with wife Fran.

It's difficult to give examples of ross noble, because his style is incredibly physical, but some memorable quotes include:

"How come Miss Universe is only won by people from Earth?"
"Tonight's show is sponsored by Ted Danson's Pizza shack!"
"It's christopher Reeves the Musical!"
*on reading a fortune cookie* "And I was feeling a bit cheeky, so I went 'ooh, it say's 'You have AIDS' ' "

by Pete Jackson November 24, 2006

Ross the Salad

To lick the sinus hole in pleasure while fingering the penis hole

Yes I think I’ll Ross the salad

by rossydear January 18, 2021

Bob Ross Cult

Also know as the religion of Cult o' thee' Ross, it is a religious internet group of dank memers who worship the 1900's painter Bob Ross.

Bob Ross Cult is a internet religion of Bob Ross worshiping memers.
ex.
Person A: What is your religion?
Person B: Cult o' thee' Ross

by InfinityJKA September 5, 2017

Rossome

A higher level of awesome.

Felix is a pretty cool dude, but he's just not cool enough to be Rossome!

by Rossome2 July 28, 2010

Bob Ross

Modern painter and telivison teacher. Known for his large, white-man 'fro, punctual 30 minute painting sessions, and soothing voice. Often refers to the inanimate objects (trees, rocks, mountians etc.) he is painting as real and lonely, whereby out of pity he will paint another inanimate object as a 'friend' to the first. Paints against an all black background and is often shown on PBS in the wee hours of the morning.

"My botany Professor talks exactly like Bob Ross. He keeps calling flowers and trees 'happy' and placing them near each other because he claims they will become friends. And cause of his voice, I have yet to stay awake for an entire lecture."

by kwashia February 1, 2005