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Room 107

The meth capital of the world. Located at a motel in Brokeville, Oklahoma. All the crackheads in the city have lived in this room at one point or another and this room is now very renowned. The room also has some very luxurious amenities such as a free cig that you will find on the ground as soon as you walk into the room. It is a blessing to enter this room and you should consider yourself blessed if you get the chance.
Post Malone was in Brokeville over the weekend and came to this motel, due the his crackhead appearance, his ass was given Room 107 and I think he was real impressed because he felt at home.
by TurnM3Up April 27, 2020
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Claymore Roomba

Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights

RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA
by LForLamo November 20, 2020
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human roomba

That thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around the floor eating garbage. Also known as a "hoomba/humba".
The hottest clubs in New York have rooms full of human roombas.
by GamerGirlCheez July 26, 2012
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a potato flew around my room

"A potato flew around my room" is apart of a popular vine involving a potato attached to a fan by a red sting while someone is singing "A potato flew around my room before you came…" this vine has been mimicked but those vines are cr@p compared to the original.
Hey bruh have you seen the vine "A potato flew around my room" got 21 revines
by Sushi_22111 November 26, 2014
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roommate

What you get when you can't pay all of the rent to stay by yourself. In other words, you get what you pay for. Having peace and quiet is more expensive but well worth it.
Staying with roommates are my least memorable experience in college.
by Sunshine14 March 2, 2009
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Shitty Roommate

Shitty Roommate

The shitty Roommate is a male/female who brings utter disgrace to the living quarters and should be avoided at all costs. He/she encompass the characteristics and personality traits that fully display their lack of integrity as a citizen of society. Shitty roommates generally:

(1) do not clean their dishes (sometimes no dish cleaning for months)
(2) has a messy room
(3) Do not take out the trash
(4) Do not clean up after themselves.
(5) Makes excuses for his/her irresponsibility and failings
(6) Exaggerate their excuses
(7) Insist that they are extremely busy as an excuse to not be responsible for their mess.

The archetypal shitty roommate will insist that they are Always busy. Yet he/she will stay up countless hours (10+hrs) playing videos games or watching netflix as opposed to spending 20 minutes to clean their horrendous pile of dishes, take out the trash, and/or other responsibilities. At the end of the day the shitty roommate is an irresponsible humiliation to society.
Shitty Roommate: “Dude, I just got Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic! I’m gonna be playin that shit all night, cuz I’m a nerd! LOL”

Responsible Roommate: “Hey man, I just wanted to let you know that it is actually hazardous to your health to not clean your dishes.”

Shitty Roommate: “Dude, I’m busy. I don’t have time to do the dishes.”

Responsible Roommate: “Oh is that so? Well, I just wanted to bring it up because the dishes haven’t been done in a month.”

Shitty Roommate: “Stop trippin! I’m freakin busy dude! I got 3 papers to write.”

Responsible Roommate: “Are you really that busy, man? Two days ago you stayed up playing Mass Effect for 10 hours. Yesterday you watched Netflix all night. With all due respect, I think it’s only reasonable that you to take a simple 20 minutes of your life to clean your dishes.”

Shitty Roommate: “Dude when you have to write 5 papers then you’ll know what’s it’s like to be busy.”

Responsible Roommate: “First you told me you had to write 3 papers. Now you’re saying you have to write 5 papers? Ya know, I’m a full time college student too, and I also work practically full time. I wrote 2 papers this week in between working 35 hours for the week. The bottom line is that you’re a shitty roommate. Be a Jedi knight and do those dishes!”
by ShutDownSarcasticAssholes August 13, 2012
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Wrong room Recall

Mental condition which relates to the momentary feeling of utter panic you suffer when you wake up in a different location to your normal place of sleep (i.e. Your bed at home) having forgotten you were sleeping somewhere else.
Guy who wakes up- Jesus! Where the F**k am I? Oh right…I’m staying at a hotel this weekend. Phew. That was a bad case of wrong room recall.
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
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