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Roofie Colada

Roofie Colada was originally coined by Quagmire on Family Guy referring to a drink with a roofie in it for a female, his means of getting laid.

Over time female lushes started referring to drinks 1/2 liquor 1/2 mixer or less as Roofie Coladas.

Its first known reference in this way was seen on Facebook in early October of 2010 by a female alcohol connoisseur aka lush in the suburbs of Chicago. That post was immediately followed up with shenanigans of "Me Too" & "I Roofied Colada'd myself again last night" by other women who like to party.

Since then it's quickly caught on & took a turn for the worse when drunken idiots started making "brands" of Roofie Coladas such as Goosey Coladas which were Grey Goose w/ a splash of seltzer water & lime.

Roofie Coladas always seem like a great idea at the time and are fun for the whole family but aren't much fun the next day.
Yay it's the weekend! I need a Roofie Colada STAT.
Roofie Colada by R-Cman October 17, 2010
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Roofie Flu 

The side effects felt the morning after one has been dosed with Rohypnol. Some of which includes dizziness, drowsiness, headaches, memory imparement, and stomach problems.
"You look like shit. You hung over?"

"I should't be. I only had three beers."

"Uh oh! You got the Roofie Flu!"
Roofie Flu by D. Gould March 6, 2009
A drug known as the "date rape drug" with a misleading name. You're more likey to end up on the floor than the roof.
Me: Man, he slipped me roofies last night. How did I get down?
Mike: From where?
Me: The roof.
Mike: You were on the floor.
Me: But they're called roofies.
Mike: It's a stupid name.
Me: Oh.
Roofies by hn260 May 16, 2010

roofie fart 

man 1: im sorry dude i cant remember if i farted *haha*
man 2:well sorry to say this but your ass is walking home
roofie fart
roofie fart by danwrd December 8, 2010

moon-dog roofie 

The act of shitting on one's head while you are screwing them in the ass.
My hair is crusty from being moon-dog roofied last night.
moon-dog roofie by Bob Bedford January 9, 2009
the only thing getting online nerds laid.
(btw they prolly found the definition and how to do it, here)
that girls hot, if she puts her cup down ima put roofies in it
roofies by ryan ferg April 20, 2006
What anyone with a penis will need before they can bang Lindsay Lohan.
I had to slip 3 roofies into LiLo's drink before it had any effect on her.
roofie by Dyke van Dick August 7, 2010