roflcop

A member of the armed forces that ensures laughter is used wisely and when appropriate. These brave men and women battle tirelessly against the spawn of Lolski and Trolldin (mentioned in Encyclopedia Dramatica) and anyone who would deny laughter being brought to little girls and boys.
Roflcops often fly Roflcopters to track down forum trolls, bigots or other diabolical threats.
The Roflforce is known to be allied with the carepolice.

Guy: No moar! Plz! it not funny anymoar!
Troll: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Roflcop: NEE-NOR NEE-NOR

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----,o-----Roflcops :DD -----@)
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by Timolas December 9, 2007

ROFLCOPTER

Roll On Floor Laughing, Can't Operate Properly Till Eyes Refocus

We ROFLCOPTER at you, when you try to eat cheese and crackers with chopsticks

by Boo Hootie Boo December 9, 2008

Roflolcookieplox

Roflolcookieplox is a word said if somebody wants a cookie really badly, when someone else is eating some cookies.

Person 1 is eating cookies.
Person 2 asks: Can I have a cookie?
Person 1 says no.
Person 2 asks: I can haz cookie??
Person 1 still says no.
Person 2 asks: Roflolcookieplox?
Person 1 gives Person 2 a cookie.

by DC Gold April 1, 2009

roflmoa

rolling on floor licking my own ass. a retronym for a misspelling of roflmao.

user1: <<some corny joke>>
user2: roflmoa
user1: roflmoa? don't you mean roflmao
user2: no! rolling on floor licking my own ass

by pyropunk February 21, 2009

ROFLNOCEROS

A large Rhinoceros taht has a rely big horn which it uses to pwn st00ph. Enemy to teh ROFLPOTTOMUS. Like the ROFLPOTTOMUS, it has crossed eyes as well as purple skin which signifies it's pownage. It pwns faces 2.

Rob: I R TEH SEX
Bob:ROFLNOCEROS, noes, kthnxbaiomfgwtfbbq

by Teh Bob & Rob September 18, 2008

Roflcoptering

The act of laughing like a manic while spinning in circles with your arms out like propellers.

I roflcoptered when I saw someone roflcoptering.

by zlin February 25, 2011

Roflcoptersaurus Rex

A word that means something is REALLY funny. a mixture of rofl and a tyranasuarus rex.

"Dude! Im riding a Gnome! "
"Roflcoptersaurus Rex!"

by rokuallday October 14, 2006