Rochester Century High School 

Located in Rochester, Minnesota Century is the largest of the three public schools. It looks as though it was designed so if the school fails it could easily be converted to a prison. Century is also academically the strongest of schools in Rochester being ranked in Newsweek's top high schools in the country, it has higher AP scores, ACT/SAT scores and GPA's than the other Rochester schools. The downsides of this are that a 3.5 GPA could possibly get you in the 50th percentile of your class, also the sport culture at century is lack luster compared to the other schools in town. The teams aren't bad, just not many people care or go to games of any kind. Century is seen as being the richest and most pretentious of the public schools, this isn't true when you look at how many doctors kids go to rival Mayo High School. People from century hate mayo, and no one takes John Marshall high school seriously.

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Rochester Century High School
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mayo... I hate you
Person 3: Uhh I go to JM
People 1 & 2: Ha! That's funny!

Rochester Century High School by Itscoldhere January 23, 2012

rochester fonzie

A person in Rochester Minnesota that somehow manages to shit on the bottom of the toilet seat and leaves a total disaster for the next person that uses the toilet.

Damn, the Rochester fonzie destroyed the toilet again!

rochester fonzie by prevent-ice June 22, 2016

rochester minnesota

A city in Minnesota USA, largely dependent on the hotel buisness due to its Mayo Clinic, which gives it the name "med"-city. IBM has a plant in Rochester, and these two big "businesses" virtually dominate the jobs in Rochester, almost everyone’s mom or dad works at either of the two.
Lots of free time, lots of drugs, and a growing crime rate ever since it was pronounced the best place to live in the US in 93 or 94.

It’s about an hour away from the only other city in Minnesota that matters, the twin-cities, and has several small towns surrounding it. Drug dealers usually reside in these small towns.

There are four major highschools; John Marshall, Mayo, Century, Lourdes (private). Many other alternative schools for the dumbasses that drop out or get kicked out of the other schools( ROC, Studio Academy, Schaffer Academy...) The teenagers go to "rock" town from surrounding towns, exclaiming it’s the shit. Yet they usually just end up cruising Broadway for hours on end, showing off their extreme skill of burning gas and blaring loud music. Then the teenagers from this "rock" town go to the cities, saying that Rochester sucks and there is "never anything to do here". In the end, it’s a great place to live, and just take some time to notice what there really is to do.
The growing rate of Rochester is staggering, and already tops 100,000 people, with over 7,000 visitors at any given time. A four year college is believed to be a possibility in the near future, and will most likely make rochester, truly , a radical place to live.

"hey man, lets go in to rochester minnesota to get a sack, then cruise broadway to find some bitches... fuckin kasson sucks"

rochester minnesota by TEDstead June 28, 2007

Rochester Institute of Technology

Institute of Technology in Rochester, NY.

See RIT.

"RIT: 'I spent $120,000 on what?'"

Rochester Institute of Technology by Dag Yo April 13, 2005

Rochester, NY

A small, crime-infested city located in upstate New York, sandwiched between Buffalo and Syracuse, and now seems to get more snow than both of them combined thanks to global fucking warming. Used to be a fairly ok town thanks to Kodak and Xerox, but since Kodak went belly up and Xerox is about as relevant as Meghan McCain’s asshole, the only thing left to do for employment is to work for one of the soul-stealing, “we’re so awesome we shit gold bricks” URMC hospitals or their 20,000 satellite locations, or be a drug-dealer on Lyle Avenue or Avenue D.

We also have a mayor I guess, I dunno, her name is Lovely and she’s mostly known for pulling a disappearing act during blizzards and for owning approximately 587 pairs of glasses, which she rotates daily. Sometimes twice daily.

The only street in the actual downtown area where you don’t have to be constantly looking over your shoulder and have a finger on your pepper spray is Park Avenue.

Everything and everyone else has fled to the suburbs.

Only other thing this shit-stain of a town has going for it is Mt. Hope Cemetary, if you’re into gothic noir and wandering a badass fuckin’ graveyard with tombs as big as Ford F-150s, and Lake Ontario, which is an actual Great Lake; not as big as Superior but not as gross as Erie.

Oh yeah, we’re also mostly known for garbage plates, so have one of those if you want diarrhea for 3 days and swollen eyes from all the sodium you just injected.

RIT Douchebag #1: hey man, isn’t it great that we live in Rochester, NY?

RIT Douchebag #2: Sorry bro I can’t hear you, my ears just got shot off by that 12 year-old.

Rochester, NY by NY At Heart Kate April 22, 2021

Rochester Hills, Michigan 

Rochester Hills Michigan.. a peaceful little town in south-east Michigan.. Most Teens In this town go to either Rochester High School.. Stoney Creek High School or Rochester Adams High School.. being a mostly Average mid-western White, Republican, Christian town.. consisting of all the social classes from kids living in the TP to kids in the fancy houses on the north side of town.. at times things can get a little awkward.. trouble around Rochester Hills is mainly started by pure boredom.. there are few things to do around Rochester Hills.. the list devised of things to do in Rochester

1. Go to the Village Walton .blvd and Adams .Rd
2. Go Downtown
3. Do drugs

4. Have Sex
5. kill time with self mutilation or yourself with suicide
6. X-BOX video games in general

6 things to do... Pity..

Let's go to Rochester Hills, Michigan I need to be bored!

Rochester Hills, Michigan by Tokin'Owlman November 2, 2010

Rochester Reuben 

A sexual maneuver achieved when you pour steaming hot au jus in to a whorish females snatch, fuck her to climax and blow your spicy horse radish load all over her nasty roast beef curtains.

That bitch had some sick hanging meat drapes, I had to give her a Rochester Reuben.

Rochester Reuben by thejammonster December 12, 2007