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Highway robbery

-Yo, girl i can treat you better than that dude.
:Two weeks later:
-WTF! man you totally just did a highway robbery on me!
by skinny Garfield April 5, 2010
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flip-flop robbery

When someone unknowingly takes your size 8 black old navy flip-flop's & leaves you with their size 7 black old navy flip-flops.
bitch those are my flip-flops! flip-flop robbery!

they're both black how do you know?

i can FEEL them!!
by Laxtitutee September 4, 2011
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bobble head robbery

when a girl who is very good at giving oral sex sucks your dick and stops before you cum and leaves you with your pants at your ankles in front of her house.
damn she pulled a bobble head robbery on my ass in front of her house
by peavine jennings October 14, 2009
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pulling off a robbery

its when you're such a fucken boss that u steal another guys chick
guido, im pulling off a robbery with that guidette
by she aint no grenade July 29, 2010
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Water-way Robbery

When your getting food on the ferry and it is way overpriced.
I went to buy orange juice in the vending machine and it was 3 f***ing dollers. This is water-way robbery!
by jthejetplane August 28, 2010
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store robbery gun

(v.) to stick one's hand in one's pocket, with the finger pointing towards a store owner, resembling a gun.
He tried the store robbery gun in the 7-11 but forgot to put his hand in his pocket, so he just tried a grab n run
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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armed robbery

Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.
If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
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